But you can't rule the hill too long cuz u have exam next week. So, u went crazy while studying. I simply took it from u. MY HILL!!!

when u sat on PA LIN (not Sarah Palin, i mean my old queen's chair ) , u pressed my secret button n ur hands n legs r locked there. i put u in a big box n a bigger box n a more bigger box n a much more bigger box n in a big big safe (copied from tom n jerry) , addressed to the Pacific Ocean, sent u on a container ship n let them drop in the middle of the ocean. MY HILL!!!

That box went deep down to the bottom of the ocean and fell into a giant hole which took me to the core of the earth. There i found some extraordinary power source, more like a sphere. But it was a little strange. It seemed it was being controlled by some living creatures from the inside of the sphere. Since i m so curious and adventurous, i jumped into the sphere and woke up in another dimension. Wow, there i saw many fantastic things not viewable by normal or dumb or untrained mind, like yours. There i found aliens; they are actually human beings from the future; head so big, body so small and limbs so tiny (because human beings in the future don't use any of their muscles except brain. So their skulls expand with enlarging brains while their bodies and limbs began to degenerate. They can teleport themselves from place to place by transforming into electrons and moving swiftly through wires and electric cables without using any muscle movement; this is their public transportation.) Even though they were aliens and different, i believed they were friendly. So, i walked up near them and said "Min ga lar par!".. They immediately looked back, and i saw fear on their faces. The whole place, which was so noisy as aliens had been chit-chatting, became very quiet. Meanwhile, a King-looking big-headed asshole walked up slowly and stood in front of the crowd. He said to me clumsily, "Oh, my Lord, u r back? Please don't punish us again, please". I couldn't help but saw tears dripping from his green eyes (I think they implanted green radar and sensors in their eyes because of ever-growing bomb threats). I didn't understand what he was trying to say even though he spoke in Burmese (later, i found out that Burmese was their God language and it was about to die; that begging alien was the only one left alive who could still speak God language. Others were slaughtered by their Lord, who was, unfortunately, me.. hehe..). He begged me, "Please don't slaughter us again!" I asked him, "Yo, nigga, shut ur ass up, and tell me what happened" (i spoke in Burmese too, but translate my words yourself). He told me clumsily, "My Lord, u were once an ordinary geek-looking guy who wasted lot of his time in a stupid forum. One day, a zombie-faced brainless girl, called Phantom Gal, dropped u into the ocean; she didn't know that she made a big mistake by disrespecting my Lord. Then u got some sort of crazy power from the earth core and returned to rule the Hill again. Every idiot tried to defend that bullshit hill but couldn't defeat u, yet they still tried to kill u after u had posted this stupid long post. But u know, my Lord, u are really an unrival king. So, they gave up and u became Professor DK (GKSH, ygn). GKSH stands for The Great King of Stupid Hill. Since u are immortal, u have lived 3080465403326046134613286603220 years and became the Legend to our race. But one day, my ancestors felt bored reading this post. So they wanted to suicide. They broke Professor DK (GKSH, ygn)'s rules! How dumb they were! They became nothing but dead meats. We still have the head of our immortal ancestor, Phantom Gal, at the national Museum which displays a number of dumb people's heads. (P.S, Phantom Gal learned to survive when DK returned from the core; she offered to do his house chores, so he let her live and granted her immortality)." "Cut the craps, and tell me why i m not here in your time!" i shouted! "Well, umm... ????.... i think u went to British council to return ur stupid books and never came back..." he replied. "Well, u r right, asshole! now i gotta go to BC to return books! BYE BYE! yall!!"

OMG! too long! wait! i ll fight u back when final is finished. these days i ll let u look after MY HILLLLL!!!!

I shouted Muhahahahahaha....
You guys thought i was going to bring another misfortune to you...
therefoer, you ran away...
My Hill!!!
Muahahahahahah!!!!!

When Jk is pleased with what he did, I quietly push down from the hill. So MY HILL!!!!!

You pushed too forcefully that you also fell over.....My hill!!

When I almost fell, I grapped your leg and climbed up to the hill. Then I throw you into the pit. MY HILL!

well, i don't have to fight back cuz according to those aliens. you all can't defeat me and i become the King in the future...

We are kings and queens in parallel universes...
so, don't have to fight any more...

oh... so DK u ll b in ur universe forever n never come back to the hill?
why? afraid of me? cos u cant win me?
k k... i will let u stay in peace there
i threw all the 2nd yr test books, note books, referrences, mcq papers, msq notes, hot spots n all the copies of notes (except notes for prac ) at JK n he was pressed to death under the heap of them. MY HILL!

However you accidentally threw away ur prac notes at me I collected all of them and sold them. You begged me to give them back but i couldn't help because they were all turned into toilet paper. Your heart stopped beating at the moment you knew about that. My HIlll!!!!!!!!!!!
Muahahahahahahahahahah

While you were selling those books, you mom saw u and she beats you like hell that you don't show respect to the education. Then you ran away crying. So MY HILL!!!!!

when DZ fris came to visit the hill, he didnt want to treat them for his b-day so he ran away MY HILL...

Jt kidding i know u wont do like this